I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”
I’m so going to buy it.
I bet yall didn’t believe me
don’t use pussy as an insult for the love of christ, a vagina can expand to 500% its size, has strong enough muscles to carry 25 pounds, and contains the only known human organ designed for pleasure and pleasure alone. meanwhile testicle owners sit on their balls wrong and cry.